Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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