so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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