We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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