on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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