so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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