You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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