Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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