ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Also, beer. Big fan.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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