You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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