We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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