If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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