this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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