I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Randomize
