are you so shy because you have an std?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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