Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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