Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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