I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
this hospital has no fireball
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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