your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
He did a backflip because drugs
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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