Duck Duck Cougar?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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