Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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