Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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