I showed him my bush... on skype.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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