he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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