Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
