I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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