I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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