He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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