Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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