guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
