I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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