It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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