i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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