I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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