Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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