Dual....:-)
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Randomize
