Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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