That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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