So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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