all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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