im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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