omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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