I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
It's shark week go big or go home
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
