ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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