No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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