Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
