You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
