the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
you would pick up someone in the library
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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