Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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