i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Randomize
