No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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