are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she looked like the before picture.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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