so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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